So the other day I was walking past a certain skate shop on my way back from a certain community college where I'm taking certain bullshit summer classes, when I overheard a conversation between two bros sitting outside. It went a little something like this:

Bro #1:            So what are you going to do when [insert girl-whose-been-getting-duped-all-
                         summer's name] gets back into town?

Bro #2:             (ambiguous shoulder shrug)

Bro #1:             Are you gonna keep banging [insert OTHER girl-whose-been-getting-duped-all-
                          summer's name]? Or just keep banging both of them?

Bro #2:             Probably both.

And then I walked past them, this golden nug of dude convo having abruptly killed my ear-snooping.

At first, I felt a little second-hand hurt for those chicks who seemingly have no idea about their gentleman friend's less than monogamous attitude towards them. But, if you recall, I think radical feminism is for lesbians and my mom, mostly because girls suck a big proverbial dick (or dicks, depending on the severity of sucking). So fuck abuncha feeling sorry for these girls that I don’t even know.

Besides, I chose to view the situation as this: We are all young, so we should be fucking as much as possible now before our bodies turn to shit. I mean, it's not likely that this dude, or any of us for that matter, will have the opportunity to fuck-juggle two sexual partners when we're old (unless we become insanely rich). My young, sexy friends, the time for boning is now.

Additionally, it's possible these girls are duping said bro themselves. Maybe Jay-Z is right and these ladies is pimps too. It's fucking stupid that most people think dudes own that shit, like they're the only ones that live up the single life. Ladies have the right to be just as slutty as our male counterparts, and I fully support a woman's right for a wide-on.

So really, we should all get that dirt off our collective shoulders and be taking as many fuck-opportunities as we can while our prime nether-gibblets are still working wonders.